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~ The Stig on His Idenity
“... (shifts up a gear)...”
~ The Stig on His driving technique
“Some say he is an excellent racing driver and holds the lap record for the Top Gear test track”
~ Jeremy Clarkson on one of his hilarious intros for The Stig
“Some say he is just a man in white overalls with a helmet on and that he gets paid £50,000 a week just for being as believable as Father Christmas”
~ Jeremy Clarkson on on another hilarious intro to The Stig
“Some say his crash helmet is modeled on Britney Spear's head.”
~ Richard Hammond on The Stig
“Some say he sucks the moisture from ducks.”
~ Jeremy Clarkson on The Stig
“Some say he has a digital face, and if he wanted to, he could fire Alan Sugar...”
~ Jeremy Clarkson on The Stig
“In Soviet Russia, Stig still out-race YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on The Stig
“I say he drinks petrol and once punched a horse through the floor”
~ Oscar Wilde on on The Stig
“Go! Go! Power Rangers! Oh, Bollocks! Wrong Article, again!”
~ 5-year Old on The Stig
“We don't quite know who he really is.”
~ Captain Obvious on The Stig
The Stig
The Team
Hammond Quotes: "So, if you want to drive to the North Pole, buy a Hammond!"
(on the Z4M, after tasting a red nagra chilli) "It absolutely steals your heart, which is why it's the one I'd drive home. If I could see..."
"Wow! A TVR band! So presumably they play really loud, really fast and then burst into flames!"
(During the US Special, imitating American accent) "It's raining, I'm going north and I'm looking for a whore!"
May Quotes:
[after driving car with bad handling] "You see... It's like piggy-backing Richard Hammond when he has a few too many drinks. You don't know what he will do next."
"Odious little man."[After losing ANOTHER game of car football to Hammond]
Richard: Ow!
Jeremy: Was that your finger?
Richard: There's gonna be swearing!
